Friday, February 27, 2015

The tales of fairies

J here.

Before we get started, I'd like to straighten out a couple of things that I feel you have been misled about. Obviously, I do write blog posts and also: I can read cursive. I just don't speak Snobbish.
Now that we've got that cleared up, on to the good stuff.

Fairy tales. We've all heard them. For some of us it’s a major part of our childhood; there are some who think they are silly; some simply don’t care; and then there’s me. I look at fairy tales and see the options: what if Rapunzel was actually a man? Would the long hair actually be his hair or a really unkempt beard? Perhaps Belle is only manipulating the beast to gain his great wealth? Who knows? Maybe Rumpelstiltskin eventually fell in love with the queen and had compassion so he hired a snitch to "find" out his name so she could keep her child and he supposedly dies mysteriously....

These are things that I might be posting about in the future. Short stories. Just tidbits for your enjoyment. Who knows? Maybe I’ll become famous and get a deal with Hollywood.

Stay cool y’all.

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Failure

J doesn't write blog posts anymore. You should talk to him about that. Get on it. Gosh.

Today you get two things from me (A, in case you didn't figure), so don't miss him too horribly. First I'll start with some words of sort of encouragement:

You fail only if you stop writing. 
-Ray Bradbury 

This isn't to say that you fail at life if you stop writing (though gosh...wouldn't you kind of?) but rather: you fail as a writer if you stop writing. Just because your first draft is crap, your second draft is crap, your fifty-third draft is crap...that doesn't mean you've failed. Some people never finish stories; some people finish stories that no one ever reads; some people publish stories that no one ever reads.

This doesn't make you a failure because writing isn't about the pages or the word count or the poetic prose. Writing isn't about what other people can see and measure. Writing isn't even about always becoming a better writer.

It's about writing.

It's about thinking. It's about creating. It's about living, escaping, embracing, discovering, developing, learning. Writing is just about writing. Stop worrying about the rest.


The second thing you get from me (I did say there were two, didn't I? Pay attention) is a writing prompt. Even if you don't base a 150k word novel on a writing prompt, you can at least base one page on a writing prompt.

Here it is:

He tended that rosebush every single day that he was alive.

Image result for black rose

No one knows what to do with it now.


By the way, and not that you care, but I have Riptide stuck in my head (by Vance Joy). "...I gotta lump in my throat cuz your gonna sing the words wrong...." Don't know why. Get it out.

Oh. And note that it's a *black* rose. They do exists.



Thursday, February 5, 2015

Wishful Thinking

A here.

J not here.

Writing prompt?

Okeeeeeeey:

Write about the accidental wish that came true.